"Dont know what to name this blog"

"Hey Vivek, do you know a thing" said my lead as i entered my bay in office at 19:15 in the evening.
"What?" I said.
"Heh hehe, meeting is postponed for a week" was his reply....

Man, i am pissed.
I delayed my start from office just for this freaking meeting and now it is cancelled for the day. And my lead's biting laugh made me more furious.

Ok, i had to spend one hour in office before i catch my cab back home.
Meantime i decided to write this useless blog to pass time..

Hope u all got pissed by reading this holy piece of shit.

The Damoiselle

Me back to writing after being incessantly buzzed by my blog buffs....

Here i spiel the most exciting and bestirring episode that happened the last weekend.

I had been to a local community gathering with my friend. Me clad in befitting kurta, showing off my adorable torso, entered the forum.... I instantly caught the attention of overcrowded assembly... Such was my charm that some people even mistook me for John Abraham....

I scanned for interesting faces, after all that was my intention to visit the place. Otherwise who is interested in boring community meetings. But i failed discover any luring faces even after multiple scans and iterations. All i managed to see were those over-aged Aunties and their nicely fed, overgrown female offsprings... i began losing hope in this barren land...

I hopelessly waited for a breeze of change....

And there was the storm.... perfect dame u could have ever imagined... Her attrire was impeccable, beautiful crafted for her body... her smile, her eyes, her nose, her lips....man, amazing she was.... She was perfect.... Instantly i realised she is the girl of my dreams...

It was scintillating, fascinating.... I can't express the moment our eyes got locked....
Damn that plump aunt of hers disturbed our line of sight.... But that didnt hinder the exchanges of these naughty glances ... They continued for some more time...

Finally, those enticing and mischievous glances gave me enough courage to move towards her.... I felt she was expecting it and could stop the cute smile, naughty smile off her wet lips...

"I am Vivek" i introduced myself, my voice being shaky and trembling ... I noticed many guys envying me for such an audicious move....

No, i can't bluff u guys anymore..Enough of gassing man.... hope this ever happened...
ok ok, i agree i am bad at writing fictions and fantasies...

Nonetheless, i am going to my friend's wedding next weekend.. Hope i get to meet some hot, spicy, peppery etc etc etc chicks

I hate being a singleton......

A Blabber

Me back after a lazy and jobless weekend... Didnt do much on the weekend expect for having sleep and more sleep.

Had been to a orthopedist on one of the days for the pain in my assssss..... Got to know from the report that i have developed a hamstring strain... This news made me go jocund for the fact that only big jocks like football players and atlethes get infected with this.

Got one more euphoric advice from my doc which i never afford to miss...to spend couple of hours more on bed... (alone) having sleep....

Kannada Movies Jindabad

Regardless of what you guys think about the kannada movies, i feel that we are missing to notice one exceptional matter.... the punch lines of the movies.

I have started to notice it off-late and have come across some of funny tag lines... Take one for example from our own "Annavra Maga" Shivu starrer Rakshasa. This one goes like "Naanu Sarigilla, Silent Agi Side'alli idbidu" (English Version --- "I am no good, stay away")...

Somehow i feel this is possible only in kannada.... Another one specially for u. This is from Mentle Manja which goes like "Meter iddavarige matra" (For for those who have the courage)

How can i miss this...This is from the (block) buster starring chocolate hero Rajendra -- "No Logic Only Magic"

Guys, u know now what to look for in Kannada films....
Watch this space for more updates...
Meantime if u find anything interesting, do reply.....

"No Argument, Only Judgement"

Cat Nap

I barely hear the sound coming from the hindmost portion of my shuttle. I try not to tune into the conversation of people chewing the fat... my friend sharing the dual seat beside me, long lost in his own world of sleep.

Meantime i look through the wayside to find some interesting faces while listening to song played by RJ on radio.... I see people haplessly waiting in bunches for their transport to pick them up.... i try to get a quick glance before my driver swirls past the vehicle. But he disappoints me. I give a wild stare at my driver for not giving me a chance (again.....). But i convince myself saying "Tomorrow Never Dies", hope to find carry the undone the next day.... At the same time, i find couple of denizens in the transport equally disgusted (but not sure with the quality of the crowd or with the rushing driver)....

Hypnos (Greek God of Sleep) is gracious on my neighbour i feel, when i see his head hopeless swaying sideways... Now seriously inspired by him, i decide to spend rest of the journey to office with sleep...

5 minutes past this, i am awankened by utter of the vehicle brakes..... oh, it is the same clogged road with traffic... I hear some concerned colleagues cursing the burgeoning traffic in Blore and how this strech of the road is always infected.... I see busy two-wheelers climbing onto the foot path to avoid the traffic and meanwhile scaring the people on the footpath.... i think of passing a comment on the worsening traffic and how it is affecting the mankind turning toward my friend thinking he should be awake by now... But i was wrong, the sleeping beauty has not moved an inch.

I decide now the worst of traffic is done and i soon realize that not much of a distance is left to the office... Without wasting any time involving myself about the global issues like traffic, humankind, bad roads etc, i try to sleep in the background of the Radiocity, heavy locomotive ripple and colleagues chit-chat. And to my luck, i catch sleep....

........I feel ages gone by since i slept, suddenly, i'm thrown out of my seat.....soon i get to know that i am on the worst of part of the journey on a stone age route used by my ancensters.... I curse the BCC for snatching the slumber....

And turn to my friend to discuss about the wrath of humanity under such Conditions ....but ........ i fail again.... he is unmoved....